Post by Kohara Hi-to on Jan 23, 2014 7:37:09 GMT -5
There was always something about waking up in a bed that wasn't your own that was utterly terrifying, especially when you couldn't remember how you got there. The first thing that assaulted Hi-to's eyes that day as he opened them took that terror and turned it into something much more sinister, something that much more lewd and embarrassing. The off white walls of a run down motel and the distinct smell of tobacco and alcohol stained every surface of the compact room, and the distinct taste of a killer hangover biting the back of his throat. His head was pounding with the dehydration and his mouth felt as if it had been stuffed with cotton, and even keeping his eyes open required much more effort than it should have.
This was not going to be on his personal record.
The only thing he could remember was distinctly telling some gentleman dressed in a gaudy Halloween costume 'I can't have tequila'. It wasn't often that he had enough free time or the opportunity to drink anymore, and like every person who had once been a drinking champion in their younger days he'd assumed his tolerance for the poison still remained as such. It was now becoming apparent that once more, he'd been wrong, and the massive black spot in his memory and the bile threatening to climb his throat weren't taking any prisoners.
It had to have been the tequila.
At first, his priority had been to drag himself from the threadbare sheets in an attempt to find some much needed water, the dim interrogation-esque lighting doing little to help the pounding tension between his temples. It was no easy task, and when he reached behind him to push himself up he realised something was incredibly off about the whole situation. He was completely naked. It bothered him more than it should have, and for the life of him he couldn't comprehend how he was able to get his Halloween costume off with all it's belts and straps if he couldn't even remember how to open a Senkaimon to make it back home. It was bizarre. He had no change of clothes with him, and his only option would be to find the gaudy thing and manage to strap it back to himself.
And then it happened.
He'd raised himself to get out of the thin, cheap quality quilting when his hand touched something hard and warm, sliding across something that felt like skin. It was that horrible moment, where the hangover got even worse and Hi-to didn't even want to know who on earth was laying next to him. The bile at the back of his throat fell to the pit of his stomach and made him physically sick, stumbling as the morbid curiosity got the better of him and he chanced a look downward, and immediately wished he hadn't.
"Oh my god."
In what was probably the most ineloquent display of vibrant language he'd ever used, Hi-to dropped the quilting back down and simply stared for the longest time, feeling a mixture of shock, horror and panic. There was a good reason he didn't drink tequila, and this was very likely it. Because there, innocently sleeping next to him (and equally naked) was the one thing he didn't think was possible. It was so unreal it could have torn a fabric in their reality, something he hadn't previously thought possible. He'd been scared of waking up next to somebody he'd regret, but this was far worse than he'd imagined.
It was a guy.
An Arrancar. A hollow.
A male hollow. And not just any male hollow.
Isn't that the Primera Espada? I think- I think I'm going to be si-
And sure enough, placed on the other's chest was a marking so black he didn't know how he'd missed it before. The number one, and the number one of all regrets to remember. He really had no idea how this had even happened. Only that there was no way anything happened, and certainly not what their unclothed states hinted.
And wasn't this the guy who gave him the tequila? And why did he smell like regrets and bad decisions?
He ran his hands over his face, shoulders slumping in defeat. He couldn't even tell anybody. Not because of the shame, but because nobody would believe him. And on the off chance he did, regardless of the fact that this wasn't exactly covered in Seireitei law, he was pretty sure this was illegal. He really had just woken up, naked in bed, with the Primera Espada. What had started out as a potent hangover and suddenly evolved into something much bigger, and the other hadn't even woken up yet.
At least the other hadn't eaten him.
"I am so fucked."
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800 words: 16 GP
[WARNING. To any poor soul (lol) reading this, I would first and foremost like you to realise that this is not canon. Hi-to did not really wake up naked in bed with Erasmus. Inspired by the Halloween Party AU thread. Read with extreme caution.]