You now no longer need to sleep... but you have to pee all the time making you spend an eternity in a bathroom with no wall sockets to plug your laptop/phone into so you must read the same shampoo bottle over and over again.
He doesn't, but you need to sleep for him. Now you have to get enough sleep for two people each night, throwing your schedule into chaos. You lose your job, your wife, you spent so much time sleeping you barely have enough time to go grocery shopping without passing out. Life sucks for you now. Meanwhile Ginjiro messages you every day to tell you about all the awesome stuff he can get done now that he doesn't need to sleep. You want to tell him to shut up but you can't because you're always sleeping! Eventually the sleep begins to encroach upon the meager time you have until you're spending all of your life asleep. Ginjiro has figured out that the more you sleep the more energetic and alive he feels so he's feeding you sleeping pills and drugging you so that you sleep more. Using your sacrifice as a stepping stone Ginjiro discovers how to inflict your fate on others and learns that the secret to eternal youth is to feed on the sleep of others like some kind of insomniac vampire. Pretty soon he has several dozen people all sleeping 24/7 so that he can remain young, constantly searching for fresh bodies to insert into his sleep factory. Eventually you die in your sleep, never realizing that your wish unwittingly brought about the birth of a monster.
Your phone is fixed... by aliens who implant a device for controlling your mind. You are forced to essentially watch from the prison of your own brain, as they use their new puppet to conquer the planet.
Post by Miyuki Wakahisa on Apr 6, 2016 13:43:31 GMT -5
The day was ended prematurely thanks to a drunk driver ramming straight into you, killing you instantly. At least the day can't possibly get any worse for you?
Your friend is instantly healed. Unfortunately, everyone else in the world is now subjected to whatever problem they had. (If that was a real serious thing you have my sympathy and prayers, but under the circumstances I'm kind of assuming it was some form of joke, or something minor.)
Everyone on earth has now been force attuned for years. They've been keeping it a secret from you until now. Abd will still refuse to train you. As a joke. (huh, the theme song to blade break just started playing on my phone.)