During a discussion tonight, we decided someone should make a Shinigami whose Release Phrase is 'Doot Doot, Toot, Toot, here come the tunes'. Their Shikai is a toy trumpet that they play darude sandstorm on whilst it farts out gas that makes people uncomfortable.
This is probably a lot funnier to us since it's 1:30 AM.
We're singing I believe that lovers should be chained together and thrown into a fire with their songs and letters, and left there to burn. Left there to burn in their arrogance.