Post by Niji Amidasu on Jul 6, 2016 14:34:29 GMT -5
Poor Kire, she shall be missed. Although it'd be kinda funny if in her final moments she snapped and eradicated part of the globe. She could do that right? I mean Izanami freaked and murders a thousand people a day, I bet you could beat that easy.
But yeah, you are already surrounded by flying monkeys anyways. What about a flying cat ... or
Izanami didn't freak; she got pissed off at her husband for being a chicken shit and decided you know what, fuck that guy, I'm killing 1k people a day out of spite.
Izanagi, to restore his honor and pride, countered with "Ho go ahead, I'mma make sure 1.5k people are born a day, so NYEH. Also out of spite.
Post by Niji Amidasu on Jul 6, 2016 15:14:23 GMT -5
She freaked when Izanami saw her without her make up. But yeah, they both were spiteful Deities weren't they? Although I can't really blame Izanami. I mean giving birth to deities born from fecal matter, vomit, and snot. Only to have a god of fire being pushed out of you and causing you to die? Yeah ... crappy kids all around. Only for Izanagi to give birth to the most famous and well loved deities ever? Yeah, she could have upped the ante. Thankfully she got a second chance to kill everyone off in Persona 4 ... only for Izanagi to wave his dick around again and kill her a second time.
...she got pissed off because she told Izanagi not to look back at her while leading her out from the underworld. He decided to ignore that, looked, and saw a rotting corpse and fled.
Izanami and Izanagi are two of the most important deities in Shinto and, according to creation mythos, are the ones who created the islands of Japan by stirring the waters of the ocean into a froth with the spear granted to them by their own parents. Droplets fell off the spear tip, hit the water, and boom. Islands. First island they settled on, he went one way, she went the other, they met in the middle, banged, and had children.
Izanami died giving birth to the fire god. Izanagi was pissed about that. Went to get his wife back. The above happened. Instant separation and continual husband vs wife fighting.
Post by Niji Amidasu on Jul 6, 2016 15:40:44 GMT -5
Well she didn't die right away. After loosing control over her bodily functions gave birth to:
Kanayama-hiko and Kanayama-hime (from her vomit)
Haniyasu-biko and Haniyasu-hime (from her feces)
Mitsuha no me and Waku-musuhi (from her urine).
(got the order of which of those list of deities came first had to look it up).
And yeah Izanami and Izanagi are the greatest.
Ameratarasu and Tsukiyomi where the greatest children (or at least the one's most remembered, liked, and while not as big as their parents. Are still more well known than their siblings.) and those were born from Izanagi.
But yeah. Izanagi really is the worst husband of all time. The only thing I blame Izanami for is not trying harder to destroy the earth when Izanagi said he'd one up her ... and did in almost every way imaginable.
Ugh, please shitpost about your shinigami drama somewhere else please? This is a super serious thread about shitty timetravel dangais. UGH.
Seriously though the Timetravel bit is lame. I'll be there to help you blow it up. Just link me to the thread , a few nukes, and a Jian to hide behind. And we can get the party started.
Last Edit: Jul 6, 2016 17:07:33 GMT -5 by Niji Amidasu
If we nuke the dangai, where the hell am I going to pull more bullshit races like the Naiad from?
My ass?
Well there's always the space between worlds that Garganta and Dangia are loosely affiliated with. I mean it's possible for any race to travel anywhere. And that nebulous, uncharted, space could work. Or you could all technically be secretly Kaiju born from the radioactive fallout from blowing it up, and being remade? It's possible.
Teeeechnically as far as I understand the Dangai is more akin to the Blind Eternities from MtG. The space between worlds that just happens to be a sort-of space.
It just happens to have weird time-travel stuff and lets you live in it (for as long as you avoid or destroy the Cleaners).
Here's the thing: most people on the site don't care about the time-travel aspect. In fact, we ignore it as a matter of course because it's easier that way. I don't mind the time-travel aspects of it, sometimes they can be used to make a good story, sometimes it makes thing wonky, I dunno.
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