but I haven't actually managed to do anything fucking evil on Shun yet! Just a lot of anti-Hollow bluster and giving Nagisa mean looks.
This is some good stuff (and I'm going to smear your ugly face on the pavement), but save the "swear on my life" promises to kill me until after I do some tyrannical shit.
List of Crimes Committed by Shun Minamoto as quietly prepared by the First Division:
Property Damage
Noise Complaints
Quasi-Failed Public Executions
Illegal Experimentation
At least one or two Sexual Harassment complaints that were probably "taken care of"
Child Neglect
Assault and Battery (Shun's FAVORITE next to property damage!)
Post by Shun Minamoto on Oct 18, 2016 10:01:48 GMT -5
It's not assault and battery if they're Hollows!
And Kasumi doesn't count, she fucking tried to murder me.
Literally what world do we live in where I get charged for assault and battery for beating a psycho who wrecked my office, attacked my subordinates, and then tried to assassinate me? All because I tried to stop Kiriko, who literally tortured people.
As for property damage: I was a Lieutenant for 150 years and the children were moved out already. I've paid for all of the messes I've made and I'm still loaded. Shun coming to town just means free renovations! You're welcome!
Also never experimented on anyone.
Being a father is probably one of the few interpersonal things that Shun really devotes himself. Otherwise, as you may have noticed, he's not a very big-picture kind of guy. Family is just one of the details he pays a lot of attention to.
But no, please, go on.
I'm sure Tokiyo has some more made-up stuff to add to the list. It's his specialty, after all. :^)
And Kasumi doesn't count, she fucking tried to murder me.
Literally what world do we live in where I get charged for assault and battery for beating a psycho who wrecked my office, attacked my subordinates, and then tried to assassinate me? All because I tried to stop Kiriko, who literally tortured people.
As for property damage: I was a Lieutenant for 150 years and the children were moved out already. I've paid for all of the messes I've made and I'm still loaded. Shun coming to town just means free renovations! You're welcome!
Also never experimented on anyone.
Being a father is probably one of the few interpersonal things that Shun really devotes himself. Otherwise, as you may have noticed, he's not a very big-picture kind of guy. Family is just one of the details he pays a lot of attention to.
But no, please, go on.
I'm sure Tokiyo has some more made-up stuff to add to the list. It's his specialty, after all. :^)
You attacked Mirabelle with a high level Kido.
Last Edit: Oct 18, 2016 10:11:06 GMT -5 by Kionchi
And Kasumi doesn't count, she fucking tried to murder me.
Literally what world do we live in where I get charged for assault and battery for beating a psycho who wrecked my office, attacked my subordinates, and then tried to assassinate me? All because I tried to stop Kiriko, who literally tortured people.
I've heard my name :3
Tsssk tskk she never tried to assassinate him, he came to bully her *nods* it was self-defense.
Kiriko was all nice and cuddly~ and Kas would have had fun growing up with her and learn how to torture people together, now she has to learn that on her own
Indeed, he stabbed a poor wanna-be Punch man and turned him into a disgusting half dead zombie. For shame Shun, he must be that desperate to get some man booty now.
(Also I want to say Echo of a Hero is a good thread too)
Literally what world do we live in where I get charged for assault and battery for beating a psycho who wrecked my office, attacked my subordinates, and then tried to assassinate me? All because I tried to stop Kiriko, who literally tortured people.
As for property damage: I was a Lieutenant for 150 years and the children were moved out already. I've paid for all of the messes I've made and I'm still loaded. Shun coming to town just means free renovations! You're welcome!
Also never experimented on anyone.
I'm sure Tokiyo has some more made-up stuff to add to the list. It's his specialty, after all. :^)
I think Shinpei Minamoto , Rania post transformation, and Jian have something to say about that. Penance too, given that, y'know, she was sleeping when you did your shit. So rude, you'd think his father and mother would have taught him better!
Look, just because Kiriko exposed his erotic asphyxiation kink doesn't make it right for him to go in for the kill in the middle of the night. Tsk. Tsk.
Oh really? There's a hotel in the LA area that still demands compensation. Mind footing the bill for that too?
Jian was an experiment you twat.
Made up stuff? Or has been keeping a watchful eye with his murder of informants?
Tsssk tskk she never tried to assassinate him, he came to bully her *nods* it was self-defense.
Kiriko was all nice and cuddly~ and Kas would have had fun growing up with her and learn how to torture people together, now she has to learn that on her own :(
Look what you've done!
See this? Do you see this? You robbed the Second of a prime Captain tier Shinigami because of your selfishness, Shun. I hope you're happy with yourself.
bruh you choked me to near death then tried to publicly execute me just to get to my boyfriend, who you killed (which is my canon now because Robert left)
you literally put me through enough mental trauma to reverse transform into a filthy shinigami