Shura XD usually man now I will imagine men shaking their dicks at urinals everytime i see a public toilet for men they can just go shaky shaky and leave wehreas we have to cover everything in toilet paper so we can savely SQUAT on the toilet pull our pants down AIM do a test pee to make sure we aint pissing ourselves readjust then press out strong stream so it doesnt go sideways and hide toilet paper somewhere between your thighs and upper body bc your hands be busy keeping balance and your shirt up and pants down
vented to Kireon only to realize that this is precisely why men and women will never be equal
Post by Ichiro Tsubaki on Oct 12, 2016 15:44:14 GMT -5
[10:40:11 PM] mEL: The detergent he used was lemon flavored so his hands carried on a mild lemony scent with them, it was quite refreshing. [10:40:19 PM] Lt. Col. Mario Drašković: ... [10:40:20 PM] Lt. Col. Mario Drašković: no [10:40:33 PM] mEL: :[ [10:40:47 PM] mEL: So tasteless [10:40:56 PM] mEL: No taste in men [10:41:07 PM] mEL: No taste in detergent
[10:40:11 PM] mEL: The detergent he used was lemon flavored so his hands carried on a mild lemony scent with them, it was quite refreshing. [10:40:19 PM] Lt. Col. Mario Drašković: ... [10:40:20 PM] Lt. Col. Mario Drašković: no [10:40:33 PM] mEL: :[ [10:40:47 PM] mEL: So tasteless [10:40:56 PM] mEL: No taste in men [10:41:07 PM] mEL: No taste in detergent
@ walkrendekharr @ roiwakahisa
On 12/10/2016, at 22:48, Supreme Highlord of Jerks <3 wrote: > I'm a peach flavored jerk. :D
Me: If my head wasn't attached to my neck, I don't think I'd know where that is either. Me: *pause* Of course the first place I'd check is up my ass soo.... Value: Oh please, you wouldn't store that there, it's impossible to fit a head up your ass. Me: *contemplative look and silence* Takua: NO. I'M NOT LOOKING. I DON'T CARE WHAT EXPRESSION YOU HAVE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIT A HEAD UP SOMEONE'S ASS. Me: I think you could do it with enough lube. Takua; KIRA. NO. Me: What? It's totally possible! Takua: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIT A GROWN ASS ADULT'S HEAD UP SOMEONE'S RECTUM. Me: But with enough lub-- Takua: NO! NOT. POSSIBLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN FIT A GROWN MAN'S HEAD UP A WOMAN'S VAGINA AND THAT SHOOTS OUT BABIES AND IS MORE FLEXIBLE. Me: IT'S TOTALLY POSSIBLE WITH ENOUGH LUBE TAK, I DIDN'T SAY IT'D BE PLEASANT, JUST POSSIBL-- Takua: IN THE SAME WAY CUTTING A HOLE IN SOMEONE'S CHEST SO I COULD STICK MY ENTIRE HEAD IN THERE MAYBE SURE BUT THAT'S NOT EXACTLY REALISTIC NOW IS IT?!
Late night conversations with roommates is pretty good.
This is followed, mere minutes later, with both of us then questioning these statements, doing the necessary googling, and finding out that yes everything here is in fact possible and has been done.
Me: If my head wasn't attached to my neck, I don't think I'd know where that is either. Me: *pause* Of course the first place I'd check is up my ass soo.... Value : Oh please, you wouldn't store that there, it's impossible to fit a head up your ass. Me: *contemplative look and silence* Takua: NO. I'M NOT LOOKING. I DON'T CARE WHAT EXPRESSION YOU HAVE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIT A HEAD UP SOMEONE'S ASS. Me: I think you could do it with enough lube. Takua; KIRA. NO. Me: What? It's totally possible! Takua: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIT A GROWN ASS ADULT'S HEAD UP SOMEONE'S RECTUM. Me: But with enough lub-- Takua: NO! NOT. POSSIBLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN FIT A GROWN MAN'S HEAD UP A WOMAN'S VAGINA AND THAT SHOOTS OUT BABIES AND IS MORE FLEXIBLE. Me: IT'S TOTALLY POSSIBLE WITH ENOUGH LUBE TAK, I DIDN'T SAY IT'D BE PLEASANT, JUST POSSIBL-- Takua: IN THE SAME WAY CUTTING A HOLE IN SOMEONE'S CHEST SO I COULD STICK MY ENTIRE HEAD IN THERE MAYBE SURE BUT THAT'S NOT EXACTLY REALISTIC NOW IS IT?!
Late night conversations with roommates is pretty good.
You guys just made me remember rt/3132 Thanks guys.
Arty: "If Lyv was a drink, I imagine she'd taste like vodka and skittles"
[21:53:12] Tatjana: and then you went fucking silent on me
[21:53:14] Tatjana: omg you whore hahah
[21:53:17] Shura: oops
[21:53:19] Shura: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[21:53:25] Tatjana: fuck you XD
[21:53:29] Tatjana: go back to *censored* [21:53:29] Tatjana: hahaha
[21:53:51] Tatjana: joking
[21:53:52] Tatjana: come back
[21:53:54] Tatjana: and gimme details
[21:54:00] Tatjana: fucking ass XD
she called me a whore and I am in fucking tears I don't think I have ever laughed this much in my life this is to everyone who thinks Kasumi Shinoda is cute and innocent SHE IS NOT
this ain't for the best my reputation's never been worse, so you must like me for me we can't make any promises now, can we, babe?
LuciCrim - Today at 6:57 PM This worse than the vampire and batman things I feel like chesh is going to ruin my angst and edgelord thing with new members
Dew - Today at 6:58 PM It could be much worse. could also have kire and sam on your case(edited)
LuciCrim - Today at 6:58 PM sam is already on it
Nazomi - Today at 6:58 PM oh buddy, you do that easy enough yourself
LuciCrim - Today at 6:58 PM and Kireon hasn't seen me talk about my girl yet
[five minutes of observation and banter among the crowd later...]
Kireon - Today at 7:03 PM I heard someone's a fucking oogey woogey wooogey woo with their lady!
LuciCrim - Today at 7:03 PM ..... Son of a bitch
Kireon - Today at 7:04 PM You also have as much edge as a dodgeball, honey
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lesson: I will find out and I will pop up when you least expect and/or want me to. <3
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