My Current Absence

Kill the Alien, Burn the Heretic, Purge the Unclean

Remember in your travels that no servant of our God Emperor goes unavenged, and no enemy goes unpunished. 

FOR THE EMPEROR!

...ALAS! YOU HAVE MISSPOKEN, MY FALSE LIEGE OF OUR GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND! YOU MUST KILL THE HERETIC, BURN THE UNCLEAN, AND PURGE THE ALIEN! SUCH HERESY IS PRESENT IN YOUR WORDS! *BLAM*

YOU, A MERE NEOPHYTE WITHIN OUR MOST HOLY ADEPTUS ASTARTES WOULD SEEK TO TELL ME THE WORDS OF OUR MOST HOLY OF ORDERS? THESE WORDS COME FROM A COMMANDER OF OUR MOST HOLY OF ORDERS. I WOULD REMIND YOU NEOPHYTE THAT YOU MUST KNOW YOUR PLACE AND REMIND YOU WHAT WE, THE MOST HOLY WARRIORS BEFORE THE GOLDEN THRONE ARE!

WITHOUT THE DARK THERE CAN BE NO LIGHT,
WE HAVE PURPOSE
WITHOUT THE LIE THERE AN BE NO TRUTH,
WE HAVE PURPOSE
WITHOUT THE WAR THERE CAN BE NO VICTORY,
WE HAVE PURPOSE
WITHOUT THE HOPE THERE CAN BE NO FUTURE,
WE HAVE PURPOSE
WITHOUT THE LOYALTY THERE CAN BE NO CHAPTER,
WE HAVE PURPOSE
WITHOUT THE EMPEROR, THERE IS NOTHING...
AND WE WOULD HAVE NO PURPOSE

AND FURTHER READINGS NEOPHYTE

WHERE THERE IS UNCERTAINTY, I SHALL BRING LIGHT
WHERE THERE IS DOUBT, I SHALL SOW FAITH
WHERE THERE IS SHAME, I SHALL POINT ATONEMENT
WHERE THERE IS RAGE, I SHALL SHOW ITS COURSE
MY WORD IN THE SOUL SHALL BE AS MY BOLTER IN THE FIELD

GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!

Don't let me down, boy! You have a lot of people waiting on you for the event you started!

THINE QUOTETH MATT WARD, THE LEGENDARY FIFTH LORD OF CHAOS! I SHALL CALLETH YOU ON THY BULLSHIT! I AM NO SERVANT TO THE DARK GODS AS YOU ARE! BEGONE, LOWLY COMMISAR, I OUTRANK THEE INFINITELY!

I won't, DW walkren. Doing things and stuff, will try to get to replies at some point today.

...As the one true heretic here, I take offense that you called Kirito one of us.

As a Servant of the Emperor I take offense to the lack of fire consuming your corpse. 

At least our gods call themselves gods, servent of the man emperor.

Hey Heretic boy, your "gods" forgot to teach their servants how to spell. 


*Psh, probably worships Matt Ward

I that really necessary kirito? People make spelling mistakes now and again, you don't have to penalize them when they appear, especially in OOC chat.

It's aiite. He's upset he got dat A1 treatment of being boring and generic. 

*Waggles finger

Boring, sure. Not generic though. Generic Anime Heroes have ONE sword, and it's always ancient and passed down from generation to generation of a yakuza family.

No, he's pretty generic. Generic anime heroes have a gimic they follow, and this differs from protagonist to protagonist, duel wielding can be pretty commonplace amongst these.

It was a mere yoke. Plznohurtmeimeannoharm

But kirito...Blood for the blood god!

What people here must remember is that an open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

Fuck you, Slaanesh is my babe, and Khorne can suck on hi...he...herms dic...mangina?