Batteries wanted

scuzy?

well you see ever since her husband died, she's needed more...

batteries

Two positions available :333

What do ya mean by batteries?

Triple A battery right here. :3

I could make a lot of jokes.

but I will make none of them...

I might volunteer for this, if I knew what was meant by 'batteries'...

... as it happens, with all the insinuations going on, vaguely tempted to volunteer anyway.

I deciphered it as "Rania is a scientist character, batteries are used to charge things. Perhaps she wants to drain the life force/Reiryoku out of people for an experiment."

Wow, that tiny, that's a lot to compensate for.

no

no see that's not how it works

if he had come in here and said "I GOT YOUR D BATTERIES RIGHT HERE" then you could say "wow, compensating for something?"

it doesn't work the other way around

that's not how the joke works

Maybe she's looking for a charge. Like sometimes entrusted with a duty.

Or she found out how to recharge her cellphone with souls. Probably that. Anyone who posts in this thread will die in seven days etc...

But if she's looking for batteries, rather than something to charge her batteries, wouldn't that mean that she's devised some sort of way to charge people with energy? Would I be volunteering to test a new power boost technology?

Give me that power boost so I can kick my way back onto the BAMF list.

I could make a holy relic type space batteries.

You know what, I've been hoping to increase the number of Captains Alexander has threaded with. So far he's only on two. Bring it on, Rania, whatever it is you're up to. Consider Alexander drafted for whatever weird and unholy experiment you're planning...

Cut his legs off!

I mean eh-

whistles

Mechanical legs, here I come.

Go Go Gadget Legs!

Also, why the hate, Kasumi?