Well if I wasn't taken, I'd totally get the home run with you Miho. Alas, I'm still convincing the lady to try threesomes. I'll get back to you when she says yes.
Uh... I'll take that as compliment, I guess? Congrats on your relationship, best of luck to you and your lady! =)
And anyway, better move this thread away from Completely Ridiculous and Farfetched Conditions To Mihoko Putting Out to the original Garra Shares Stuff premise. So, uh, as you were.
Post by Garra Desalmados on Oct 11, 2013 21:51:20 GMT -5
I'm confused.
How big do you think the stick up my ass is exactly?...I don't care what you post about it, I'm just going to continue to dump things into this thread anyways.
Kinda like Kamen Rider, only deeper, throatier, breathier and not nearly as corny. More dark-and-creepy-dramatic than overemotional-and-exaggeratedly-romantic-dramatic.
Lets lay off the political controversy and instead revisit a classic, religious controversy. As a child I remember owning the special edition of Prince of Egypt, including the book, cd, tickets for the showing and I think a play (I don't know if they had a play but I think they did, my memory is hazy) so during my days activities of looking around at animated music from my past I obviously looked back into this one. I discovered nothing but horror.
I'm sorry (i'm not) if you honestly think that not only happened, but that god was in the right in it. The movie illustrates the point in what I can only describe as chilling accuracy, Moses standing there allowing the creator of mankind and the most benevolent creature in existence as he wipes out everything he ever loved. He lets it happen. He lets the man who is supposed to love everyone obliterate a whole culture. And for what? The song clearly says they're innocent. Whose being punished? The Pharaoh. His brother. So...why doesn't god, the being capable of LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE do...well...LITERALLY. ANYTHING. ELSE. Punish the man you hate so much.
Not that punishing him would be appropriate anyways, but the way the song works out is just so...fucked up. Moses is blaming his brother for the punishment HE is invoking from the demon you invited her...no. Fuck you, you're a shit head. Its all YOUR fault. You called in a space monster that told you through a bush that it would save your people and then it when started slowly, terribly, and eventually outright, killing other people...INNOCENT PEOPLE...you just looked on with your own two eyes and decided "Meh, my brothers fault for not surrendering to the devil I conjured to free my people from oppression."
No Moses. You're the villain here. You hurt your brother, you straight up left his ass, and he grew up into a hard line mother fucker because of it. You wanted to pursue your own life with your people and you know what? Fine. But you don't get the right to come back home and say "Fuck yo' bitch ass brotha, I took yo' brotha' last time? Shieeettt, I'mma' take the whole fuckin' court now. All dat' shit. Yo' people? Nah brotha, dos' MAH people. Fuck you scrawny white scarab beetle fucking ass...comply with my demands or I start layin' just da' sickest shit onto yo' crew. Also I will totally kill yo' kid. With my space demon. Fo' real brotha."
IT IS ALL, 100%, YOUR FUCKING FAULT. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Tell god no. Tell him he doesn't have your blessing to use you as an instrument of destruction. Tell him if he can do anything, make my brother less of a shit head.
Oh no wait, in the Bible, Big G does the opposite. He straight up makes them say no. Check it out, he 'hardens their hearts' so that they are not receptive to his glorious god-ness. AND THEN HE PUNISHES THEM FOR NOT ACCEPTING HIM. HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS A THING THAT PEOPLE BELIEVE IS THE ACTIONS OF AN ALL POWER BEING WHO ALSO LOVES MANKIND WHILE APPARENTLY SPENDING HALF HIS HOLY BOOK PLAYING FUCKED UP FAVORITES?
Nope. Anyone whose watched this movie has to be fucking blind AND deaf to not see how terrifyingly wrong that is and how NOT benevolent it is.
And no, this isn't some 'well don't tell god no and he wont give you his TOTALLY RIGHTEOUS justice bitch'. What, in any of the nine circles of hell where your god clearly resides, is just about ANY of that? As judge, jury, and executioner the results are entirely your fault. The results were the wholesale destruction of an empire. And why? Because they were using some of your favorite toys in the wrong way?
FUCKING MOVE THEM. TAKE THEM AWAY. OR, BETTER YET, NO HAVE IT HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE.
This isn't some Prime Directive shit either, G Man CLEARLY has no trouble intervening in human affairs because its like his #2 fucking hobby. Right after finding your god damn car keys.
No. Just no. This is unsettling even to me...I am honestly appalled that my parents let me watch this shit and smiled to themselves like "This is exactly what I want to teach my child about religion, it makes demons raise down meteors and locust on anyone who doesn't offer to put its hat up when it enters your home through a flaming bush in your dimension. SEEMS LIKE A SOLID PLAN."
EDIT: Sorry, not Joseph. Moses. Wrong terrible person from the bible.