My goodies, not my goodies~

Just when he started to count sheep jumping over a fence...

...something suddenly happened.

Loud noises.

In an instant the black haired one opened its eyes and in an attempt to get up, it slipped off the bed and fell on the floor, right next to the left side of the bed. With blurry vision, mainly due to being suddenly woken up and not because of the fall, Ichiro would rise its head, peeking from behind the bed to see who came barging into its room so early in the morning. As only two people were currently residing in this house, it knew who it was so it didn't even feel the need to actually confirm it with his eyes. Not that it could anyways, at the moment all that it could see was the form of a child who just entered his room.

"Calm down Kasumi-chan. It's too early for me to make sense out of what you are saying this early in the morning. Especially after you woke me up so urgently. Somebody better be dying or..."

Before Ichiro could finish what it was trying to say, it came to a quick realization. Why is my voice so gentle and feminine?

Something was definitely wrong.

With haste, it would quickly get up on its feet and turn on the light switch, which lightened up the room in an instant. At that moment Ichiro would look down and see a pair of bouncing THINGS THAT WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. Not only that, now that the black haired one could clearly see everything, SHE was able to make sense of what Kasumi was yelling about just a moment ago. 
 
Then, not even a second later: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Her hands would quickly move, covering her two bouncing balls as fast as she could. For some reason this seemed like a naturally reaction and she couldn't even stop herself from concealing them. "I had a case of man boobs before, but this is ridiculous. DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU GOT THE THING IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS KASUMI-CHAN? THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE."
 
For a moment, the Quincy girl would look at the boy and then back to her own self, jumping from one to the other. "WHOEVER IS BEHIND THIS, I WILL MURDER THEM AND THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY. THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL." The entirety of the room would be resonate due to the sheer amount of shouting that came from Ichiro. Not only that, even the neighbors would hear the last part, turning on their lights and watching through their windows to try and spot the crazy middle aged shouting female. Luckily, nobody could actually see inside their house due to the positioning of the window in Ichiro's room. They could see a light coming from inside his room, but not who was getting angry. Most of them thought that Ichiro was having a special someone there so they didn't want to interfere as the woman seemed to be rather dangerous. 
 
Right away Ichiro would notice how his emotions were all going out of control. It felt odd, as such things never happened to him. Am I getting emotional? OH DAMN, NO. IS IT POSSIBLE THAT EVEN MY HORMONES HAVE BEEN AFFECTED BY THIS? I WANT MY TESTOSTERONE BACK. I CAN'T HAVE THIS OTHER STUFF. 
 
The face of the black haired female got really read, she was getting really mad at a rather rapid pace. It was incredible how fast things got out of control. 
 
"Kasumi, we NEED to fix this," she would utter, slowly starting to tear up for some reason. OH GREAT, I AM CRYING NOW. *Sob*
 

With teary eyes, the black haired female would pull the blanket with one of his hands, revealing a portion of her naked body before quickly covering it all up. The blushing cheeks of the young boy alerted the female of the anxiety he faced so she quickly picked up her clothing and put it on, dressing into what used to be Ichiro's usual attire, a simple bartenders uniform.

After a few moments, the female version of Ichiro was all dressed up and ready to solve this gender issue that he seemed to have. "All done now. I'm sorry Ka-zuo-kun? I usually sleep only in my boxers, something like this is impossible to predict." It was obvious that the young boy had an issue with seeing his god-mother practically naked. After all, he was in puberty. Kids in those age were rather sensitive about those sorts of things. Not to mention, Ichiro really didn't like seeing herself naked either, it was kinda odd starting at a pair of large breasts that just appeared out of nowhere. The sudden burst in female hormones was also having a bit of an influence on the bartender, as it could have been seen just a few moments ago. At the moment, she was able to keep herself calm, but there was no telling when things might get out of control once again.
 

Either way, the female would follow the boy into the kitchen right after she was done dressing. This whole thing made her crave for food as well. Eating was apparently one of the ways to make oneself forget about the issue at hand and calm down. That was something which both of them needed right now. Hopefully Weylin-kun won't find out about this one. He would probably get mad if he found out how his daughter became a man while under my care. I need to find a way to fix this and fast. 

Upon reaching the kitchen, Ichiro would notice the gaze of the young boy who looked like a person that hasn't eaten in days. He just stood there waiting for her to make him something to eat. "Right, I think I should make something that we haven't eaten yesterday. Both of us were affected by this so it might have been something we ate. I guess I could make some scrambled eggs for us with bread. We haven't used flour yesterday, so I'll just make my own bread, as the one I bought yesterday might have been among the things that caused this. Until I figure out what did this to us, we need to be careful, Kazumi-kun." With that said, the black haired female would get to work. She would quickly pick up the flour, the eggs and the rest of the needed ingredients, placing them on the table. 

"Oh, I don't mind you watching me, but it would be better if you go and watch some TV in the living room. This might take a while and while I do appreciate the company, I'd prefer if I didn't have someone drooling all over the place. Trust me, the smell alone will make you even hungrier than you are now. Oh and don't eat those cookies I got yesterday. I doubt someone put something into them, but still, just to be safe lets not eat them. I mean, someone would have to be really evil to put such a drug into cookies." 

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Food?
                                 Causing this?
Since when did - eating some rice make you grow balls?

Kaz frowned, his furry eyebrows knitted together as he thought about Ichiro's statement. He didn't seem to understand how this had happened. Unless it was some sort of new allergy, Kaz really had no idea what food had to do with it. Rolling his eyes, the young boy walked to the fridge and back. His stomach was rumbling, he couldn't wait for Ichiro to make bread, he would die from f-. Wait. What? Ichiro was making bread? Or.. was it.. Ichira now? ..and now that Kaz thought about it, he wondered if he should trust the raven haired woman's cooking skills. Last time.. Kaz didn't even want to think about the last time Ichiro cooked. But then again.. Perhaps, perhaps this time it would be different.

The white haired teenager shrugged, turned around and quickly left the kitchen after grabbing a bar of chocolate from the table. He hadn't eaten any of that the day before. Even if Ichiro was right about the food, it couldn't have been the chocolate. Ripping off the wrapper, he took a bite, chewing with great satisfaction. The rich and sweet taste of chocolate spread through his mouth as he took another bite before entering the living room. Quickly, his eyes scanned the place, looking for something to do. It would take a while before they would have 'real' food, and Kaz sighed as he jumped on the couch. His gaze fell on Ichiro's console, and he took it out without a second thought. A few moments later, the boy was glued to the couch, staring at the screen while furiously beating down his opponents. One down, two down, minutes were flying back with blue eyes full of excitement staring at the screen where new fighting rounds where shown. Soon, Kaz was completely lost in his own world of gaming.

"Aww YEA! EAT THIS!"

With great excitement, he jumped up, kicking the air in front of him. The letters spelled 'Kaz', nr. 1 - a new record. Grinning, the boy continued to play, until Ichiro's name was gone from the board. Kaz, Kaz and Kaz. Ten times in a row.

"Ichiro, you suck!"

The kid growled with a chuckle before taking out the game and replacing it by another one. This one was different. Instead of taking on one opponent, multiple ones seemed to be running behind Kaz. His annoyed gaze followed the little map on the side. It appeared that his enemies weren't planning on giving up any time soon. As the situation got harder, Kaz growled angrily. Then died. Restarting didn't change much and after having died six more times, the boy was enraged.

"Bunch of assholes!.. Stupid game. Who bought that crap anyway?!"

Before he knew, the console had slipped from his hand and was flying towards the TV screen.

|Words: 480 - GP 9 - TGp 32|

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