So, less than twenty four hours ago I was complaining that nothing was being done regarding the rules update. Since then I've had a peek behind the curtain and got to see what's actually going on.
Good news; the updates are real.
The delay is that we want to release them all at once. There are just a couple of minor things left to be addressed before they're posted for the public to see and comment on, and I honestly don't think it will take very long.
It's perfectly normal to be jealous of another man's impressive natural announcement when you yourself are lacking in that department. Yes, it does make you less of a man, but its still perfectly normal.