Post by Eaon on Oct 25, 2016 1:09:50 GMT -5
I think I may have figured out why I'm still single.
This first one is to a girl who's profile picture is literally her naked getting her hair pulled doggy style:
This next one had a page where she was super conservative and really into her religion and stuff and I figured she might be in danger so I decided to try and ask her out while warning her of our Shadow Lord Scum.
The following girl put a lot of effort into her profile and I felt like she actually fell into the same camp as me (when i actually try) so I felt like I needed to message her some support.
I have no idea who this girl is but she has two identical pictures on her profile showing off her cleavage so I figured she'd probably a good time at parties.
Any advice on how to step my game up?
This first one is to a girl who's profile picture is literally her naked getting her hair pulled doggy style:
Hey cutebeast65 I couldn't help but notice your picture was of you on all fours getting your hair pulled that's pretty hot bounced on my boys third eye for hours to it #feartheilluminati
Hey I really like how conservative you are because that's a good defense against the shadow lord scum who are planning to take over the world using weed on 420 so we definitely shouldn't blaze it. Also be careful near swimming pools because the NSA in conjunction with the Illuminati have put microphones in the dogs that like to swim in them so that they can listen in on our conversations. So if you want to avoid being spied on by the Obama administration we should totally hang out.
The following girl put a lot of effort into her profile and I felt like she actually fell into the same camp as me (when i actually try) so I felt like I needed to message her some support.
You've got nice legs are you in the illuminati? I hope not the last girl It alked to didn't believe in the Illuminati and then she got kidnapped by the nsa #Kaisich 2016
I have no idea who this girl is but she has two identical pictures on her profile showing off her cleavage so I figured she'd probably a good time at parties.
Hey I really think you're cute but I'm afraid the NSA and Illuminati are tracking my Okcupid profile so if we want to talk we'll hang out away from dogs because dogs have microphones in them and away from water because puts mind control drugs in them 8====>
Any advice on how to step my game up?
