Post by Irvine on Dec 2, 2016 15:47:39 GMT -5
Hey. That's a mighty looking microphone you got there. I thought you journalists like something compact, like a Dictaphone? I know my Agent wanted me to sell myself in Japan and possibly the world, to affirm myself as a celebrity but this is too much!
So, you want to know a little about me? Well, I was a one time intercontinental - hold on, what you mean you don't want to know my conquest in wrestling? You just want me to know who I am? Hell, you're making it difficult for me here.
Fine, The name's Irvine Bradford and I got an eyes of a villain and a quick draw quip that'll leave you hanging. Hold on now, you want me to not deliver a promo? I'm awfully sorry, but this is how I do things around here? What you mean that the world isn't wrestling? The wrestling shares the same principles as media - I ought to say that you're making a huge mistake demanding me to tell myself in a rather normal fashion. Well, if the Agent allowed it, then I suppose I shall yield to whatever you say. Say, once this is all over, how about we have couple of drinks? You're missing a little smile there, sweetheart.
The name's Irvine Bradford and I am a recently retired wrestler. am I doing it right? Oh, okay. I guess I could say that I am looking for jobs and a little company, hell, you can make me a movie star. I think I'd do good as the next James Bond or some action flick. As long as I just stand there brushing my hair back and flash that little smile and I'll let some poor sod do all the stunts for me. I got you smiling, didn't I?
What's my long term goal? Just a nice company will keep me going. I couldn't help but realise that I've gotten myself in a rather lonely spot. All the dear friends of mine are still active in the wrestling business or recently departed, rest their souls. I'm not going to sit down and feel comfortable. I want to be out there doing the business, you know I'm saying? I'll worry about being comfortable when I'm dead.
If you're interested in a friendly conversation or even a friendly sparring, Just send me an e-mail or if you prefer the old way like I do - a mail to my agent and he'll sort it all out. He's a bit on the shy side so expect a little delay.
Oh, if you're bit on the naughty side or want a swift response. Just use the E-mail and mail him something called a meme, not sure what it is, but he also mentioned shit-posting - boy! Internet sure is full of weird and uncanny things. Well, as long they are having fun and not making a nuisance then that's fine by me.
- Dictaphone transcript of Irvine Bradford's interview.
So, you want to know a little about me? Well, I was a one time intercontinental - hold on, what you mean you don't want to know my conquest in wrestling? You just want me to know who I am? Hell, you're making it difficult for me here.
Fine, The name's Irvine Bradford and I got an eyes of a villain and a quick draw quip that'll leave you hanging. Hold on now, you want me to not deliver a promo? I'm awfully sorry, but this is how I do things around here? What you mean that the world isn't wrestling? The wrestling shares the same principles as media - I ought to say that you're making a huge mistake demanding me to tell myself in a rather normal fashion. Well, if the Agent allowed it, then I suppose I shall yield to whatever you say. Say, once this is all over, how about we have couple of drinks? You're missing a little smile there, sweetheart.
The name's Irvine Bradford and I am a recently retired wrestler. am I doing it right? Oh, okay. I guess I could say that I am looking for jobs and a little company, hell, you can make me a movie star. I think I'd do good as the next James Bond or some action flick. As long as I just stand there brushing my hair back and flash that little smile and I'll let some poor sod do all the stunts for me. I got you smiling, didn't I?
What's my long term goal? Just a nice company will keep me going. I couldn't help but realise that I've gotten myself in a rather lonely spot. All the dear friends of mine are still active in the wrestling business or recently departed, rest their souls. I'm not going to sit down and feel comfortable. I want to be out there doing the business, you know I'm saying? I'll worry about being comfortable when I'm dead.
If you're interested in a friendly conversation or even a friendly sparring, Just send me an e-mail or if you prefer the old way like I do - a mail to my agent and he'll sort it all out. He's a bit on the shy side so expect a little delay.
Oh, if you're bit on the naughty side or want a swift response. Just use the E-mail and mail him something called a meme, not sure what it is, but he also mentioned shit-posting - boy! Internet sure is full of weird and uncanny things. Well, as long they are having fun and not making a nuisance then that's fine by me.
- Dictaphone transcript of Irvine Bradford's interview.
