The what if questions....

Disassemble the video recorder, use sharp edges to make it into a knife-like device, turn the bars into spears, kill the platypus, make a fire, eat it, hunt, get to civilization surviving on hunted animals.

to bad you would be in to much pain, platypuses have venom

Then ride the platypus into space.

what if you had to save the world from an invasion of daleks with a cow, condoms and a spit ball; how would you do it?

Easy:


Ride the cow into the place where the Daleks are (they will never suspect that) Then use it as a meat shield while cleverly taking out the condom. and when they are distracted you slip the condom over their eye stalk blinding them and making them shoot at their comrades. Then you take the spit ball and shoot it into the barrel of their lazer ray thing...clogging it so when they shoot their death ray it will heat up the draconium steel metal and render it blind and useless!

Why hasn't the doctor thought of this yet?

Easy bro. First I would check the land for any signs of human, since that's a no-brainer. I would kill the platypus and use pieces of it and the cage as occasional trapping setups in case I cant find civilization in the firsf day.
I would use the sun as a marker and head north, and then follow the first waterway I can find (food and civilization are always the must abundant around fresh water.

Once I reach town I'd use my camera to film local projects like artists or those freaky donkey-show vids, all until I make enough to catch a flight back to the border.
If I'm right, odds are I may never have had to kill the platypus in the first place, but I wouldn't want to carry around a squirming duck-beaver in the fucking jungle.

cause in "The girl in the fireplace" he got stuck with a horse named Arthur, not a cow.

Ah Alright then, what shall the next what If scenario be?

What if you were an undercover cop, deep within a Mafia syndicate and at a meeting, where upon several people accuse you of being a cop (Which you are). Everyone starts to believe it. All you have on you is a handgun with 9 rounds, your police badge, Tie and 3 non-see through cups. How can you escape/ persuade the mob to not gun you down with their 20 guards and 20 uzi's?

Easy.

Give them false, however believable, information about the police. Through this you'll be able to do a man-in-the middle attack of sorts and catch them when they're most vulnerable.

Make a deep, impassioned speech about how the cops screwed your family and you ought to kill anyone who implies such.

Or, if you've made Charisma your dump stat... get shot.

>implying with Charisma you wouldn't be able to keep them from getting angry.

You casuals with your agility and strength.

You know very well that at most that's like 2 or 3 less points you'd have if it was your secondary or tertiary stat unless your dice hate you.

And the answer is to the mob question: Make one of the uzi's your phylactery, shoot yourself in the head nine times. Hide your soul in one of the three cups. Wait for them to destroy the body. Regrow from the uzi when its in storage and rambo your way out of the mob house when they are asleep.



High enough diplomacy check can turn someone, mid combat, from being your most hated enemy into a fanatic follower of you. They even get a bonus if they are fighting on your behalf. High enough bluff check can convince them your a ghost (and that ghost's exist).

There's nothing a good speech can't do- especially if you never make it known the speech is meant to do anything.

And I play point buy, so... 5 Fortitude.
Squiiishy.

If you can't get out of that situation right away. Take out the three cups and place your police badge in one of them (without showing them it was a badge) You shuffle the cups around skillfully before explaining that one of these cups has the imaginary badge. Then while your shuffling removed the badge and let them choose. While they think you take your Tie and Choke biggest person with a gun right next to you. snap their neck and use them as a meat sheild as they reel back in suprise. With one of your bullets you shoot the light and take the big now dead mans Uzi and run like hlle shooting EVERYTHING in your way. As you co along you can kill more people to get more guns and save the hookers trapped away. Then you escape with a squad of angry hookers with uzi's behind you. You then explain how you were a cop and because they saved your life he would pardon them for being Hookers...

You put your tie back on

and swagger away....


Now the other was to finish this is simple....become Jackie Chan.

What if.. You had 1 day to live, you could spent $10,000 on anything for that day, and how will your life end?

I would take the ten thousand dollars and buy myself as many sheets as possible and create the world's largest sheet fort and then invite everyone i know in it, I would die from a trojan rabbit falling on me after it has been catapulted by some rather rude french people with the holy grail.

I'd anonymously hire someone to kill me, then spend all the money on hookers and blow. My final "fuck you" would be that I have no money to pay them beyond the initial deposit.