Considering that my Hentai Thread went straight into the +18 area and I still need a public place to shitpost, I figured I'd make another thread in here. Simply to avoid crashing the Gratitude & Vent Threads all the time.
Anyways! Here is your daily reminder to why you should never have any kids. They are all fucking brats except that one angel!
this ain't for the best my reputation's never been worse, so you must like me for me we can't make any promises now, can we, babe?
...not sure if srs or trollbaiting, but let's have fun responding anyways!
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See, here's the thing; most women's biological clock began ticking in their early to mid twenties, as that's our "prime" babymaking time. My younger sister has wanted babies ever since puberty reared its ugly hormonal head and it's only gotten worse as time goes on.
Mine is probably about as broken as my absolutely terribad sense of humor.
The longer time goes on, other than a brief stint or two where it was primarily influenced by unhealthy relationship "try to be everything they want even if it means sacrificing personal belief systems/compromise morality" behaviors in fear of not doing so meaning complete and total abandonment, the more solidified I am in my decision to get the babymaker yanked as soon as I have the funds for it and have the strength to tell my doctors to go take a piss in the wind for trying to tell me I'll change my mind/regret it.
Even if I wanted children, I wouldn't have one. Genetically? I drew the short straw in both physical (more apparent as time goes on) and psychological aspects; I could pitch a fit, scream and rant and rage about how unfair it is, blah blah blah, or I could man the fuck up about it and just accept the fact that, between genetics and my general personality/irresponsibility, I have absolutely no right to be bringing a child into this overpopulated crapsack planet.
Selfish? Absolutely; but it's one of the few times I'll not apologize for it-- not even to my mother, and she and I've had this same talk. She's sad because she wants grandkids, but given all she's been there for in my case? She 100% backs my decision and supports me in it.
If, by some inexplicable reason, I hit my mid-thirties/late thirties and want a child? Foster parent leading to formal adoption is my so called "back up" plan. The US has way too many kids in foster homes and the quality of which is nothing short of barbaric in an alarmingly high number of cases. (Social work here is in dire need of a complete overhaul, just like a whole hell of a lot of other things tbh.) I'd rather take a kid who needs the safety and security of a home and family rather than order a copy of, "Let's Play 'Get Knocked Up'" and hope the RNG doesn't give me a shit result.
Post by Shun Minamoto on Nov 3, 2015 21:05:06 GMT -5
Not quite, but you're close!
Passed down in my family is a genetic phenomenon: The first born of another first born male is, in fact, twin boys. These boys are raised mostly normally until the age of five.
Then, on midnight of their fifth birthday, the boys are thrown into a concrete room, alone except for the single knife between them. They have their wrists and ankles tied up, making walking difficult but not impossible.
Neither leave until one has split the throat of the other, whether they undo the knots or kill each other while still tied up, and drinks the blood of his brother for his first meal as a true man and our heir.
This son then inherits the dark power of my family, our abilities and power compounding with each generation, until one of us rises up to rule all of humanity.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a trilogy to pitch to a publisher.
Last Edit: Nov 3, 2015 21:06:22 GMT -5 by Shun Minamoto
Passed down in my family is a genetic phenomenon: The first born of another first born male is, in fact, twin boys. These boys are raised mostly normally until the age of five.
Then, on midnight of their fifth birthday, the boys are thrown into a concrete room, alone except for the single knife between them. They have their wrists and ankles tied up, making walking difficult but not impossible.
Neither leave until one has split the throat of the other, whether they undo the knots or kill each other while still tied up, and drinks the blood of his brother for his first meal as a true man and our heir.
This son then inherits the dark power of my family, our abilities and power compounding with each generation, until one of us rises up to rule all of humanity.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a trilogy to pitch to a publisher.
> really shouldn't be laughing this hard about this, but curse my morbid sense of humor.
Also, Tova. Why did you announce that to where Bri, the possible future mother of said possible children, could read about it and then prepare in the long run for it? Seems counter productive to me.
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