I'm re-purposing this thread to be my own personal thread of shit I do on the internet! Garra has a thread, TK has a thread, Kireon has a thread, now I want a thread! D<
So I basically had a dream last night about a Frieza-like alien arriving to destroy earth and me and a combination of my Irl friends and BG people work together to stop him. As if that wasn't enough though, half of the BG/Arty group needed to study for God knows what and (this is the kicker) the Frieza-like alien also needed to study for some kind of alien thing, so in between all of the badassery there are periods of quiet where everybody pulls textbooks out of thin air.
AS IF THAT WASNT WNOUGH THOUGH, during one of those quiet periods a conversation between us and the alien begins about his reasons for destroying earth. I shit you not, his reason for wiping out a species was because he thought we were all gay and he hated gay people.
AS IF THAT WERENT FUCKING ENOUGH, when it was explained to him that not all people on earth are gay he said, using the DBZA voice and I quote, "What is gay anyway?"
AS IF THAT WASNT ENOUGH BECAUSE BY NOW I WANT MORE, we all explained to him what a homosexual was by singing an altered version of When a Man Loves a Woman by Percy Sledge.
That's where the dream ended. Apparently this is what goes on in my subconscious mind. I wish I could tell you where this dream came from but I cant, I just woke up and grabbed my phone because this dream was so batshit that I had to tell somebody before I forgot it. I told you, BG, be grateful.
Tl;dr: Frieza invades earth because he hates homosexuals.